Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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