The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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