so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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