i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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