I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
