Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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