can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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