What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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