News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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