Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you would pick up someone in the library
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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