If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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