hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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