Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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