I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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