oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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