i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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