On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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