Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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