yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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