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(503): View more from Oregon

Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone

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(806): View more from Texas

Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name

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(407): View more from Florida

I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.

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(360): View more from Washington

I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.

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(802): View more from Vermont

We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party

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(501): View more from Arkansas

the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since

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