Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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