If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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