My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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