You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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