She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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