I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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