I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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