Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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