she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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