i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
