Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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