I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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