dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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