fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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