Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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