yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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