He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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