He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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