i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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