Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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