gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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