i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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