how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
we're so committed to being not committed
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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