the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Are we still banned from the library?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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