i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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