Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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