508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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