i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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