I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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