Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
