can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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