THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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